Would it be comforting to know that the assistance of an actual wizard was only a “pull an actual wizard out of your head” away? Yes.
Special thanks to twitter personality, the Thirsty Wizard, for his appearance in today’s comic. You should follow him for magical hilarity. Follow me while you’re at it. Bring friends with you numbering in the tens of thousands and get special gifts!
Nothin’ up ma’ sleeve presto!