Sometimes, something very small will be the deciding factor when purchasing something or agreeing to something. For instance, when Star Trek Online came out, I was going to get because I’m a huge Star Trek fan, and I wasn’t going to let it go by without at least trying it. When it came time to purchasing the game, instead of opting for the lower-priced, regular version, I went with the collector’s edition. Why? Because I got an awesome metal badge with. Something similar happened with my house. I bought it not for the great price or ample living space, it was the underground, secret laboratory with adjoining holding cells that did me in.

Happy Monday, people. Make it happy, because it’s not going to just do it for you. Because Monday’s are jerks.