I always hate when I’m getting blamed for something that I know I didn’t do, and I defend myself vigorously only to find out that I was responsible all along. I think it’s worse when you are blaming someone for something only to find out that you were actually the one responsible. That is rather awkward. Unless, of course, you get away with it and the other person takes the fall. Then it’s just a good business move.

I hope your Wednesday is amazing. If you eat some bacon, there’s a better chance it will be amazing.