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I only recently found out how to properly pronounce Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir. Up until then, I pronounced it, “Thor’s hammer”. In any case, I’m under the firm belief that we should all have magical weapons. By all, I mean me. I should have a magical weapon. Aside from being able to heinously destroy my enemies, it should also make bacon and chocolate milkshakes. Not necessarily randomly, but preferably on my command.

Hello, Monday. Anxiously awaiting your bountiful pleasures.