I am old enough to remember not only the existence of 8-track players but the actual usage of 8-track players. My Dad’s truck had an 8-track player. I know we had a box full of 8-track tapes, but the only ones I can actually recall are Their Greatest Hits by The Eagles and Destroyer by Kiss. I can recall playing them over and over whilst inventing velcro and building fantastical flying machines.

With Monday comes the Many Monsters of Sadness. Trust me.