It’s always disappointing when you remember a meal as the most delicious thing you’ve ever eaten, only to have it again and have that perfect memory be destroyed by it not being as tasty. The same goes for cartoons you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You can save a lot of time, stress, and major appliances by asking for help with a problem up front, but you may deprive yourself of finding inventive ways of starting small fires.
When I was growing up, I firmly believed my Dad had every tool anyone could ever need. Anytime something needed to be repaired, regardless of how exotic the item, he would always appear brandishing a tool seemingly made for that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It should be assumed that all toasters and politicians are evil. Especially if they have British accents. Also, creepy-insect legs.
Sometimes having your very being placed into a toaster can have terrible consequences. Personality can be altered, judgment can be impaired, and self-esteem can be damaged. Same thing sometimes happens when you put on jogging pants. Sometimes.