If you are given only a split second to make a life-altering decision, you should generally go with your gut feeling. That way you have a 50% chance of making the correct decision. Otherwise, well, I’d better not say anything[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think that in the future more and more of us will become allergic to cat dander. And on that fateful day when we all have finally succumbed, cats will suddenly develop the ability to explode into clouds of poisonous[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes one just has to step up and try to stop a costumed vigilante that’s endangering their way of life. That’s why bad guys always go after superheroes even though they don’t have a chance. Stepping up to protect what’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Before answering a question that can lead to horrible circumstances, always be sure you completely understand the question. For instance, you don’t want to misunderstand the question, “Are you asking me to tattoo your genitals?” Speaking of inappropriate tattoos, happy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am old enough to remember not only the existence of 8-track players but the actual usage of 8-track players. My Dad’s truck had an 8-track player. I know we had a box full of 8-track tapes, but the only[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In my experience, whenever the “wait it out” plan comes up as a solution to a particular problem, I always think about the end of Kingdom of the Spiders, where survivors peak out of their window to see their entire[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is something uniquely aggravating about preparing dinner, getting everything set and on the table, sitting down and comfortable and ready to dig in, and then realizing you have forgotten a necessary utensil. Now, lives have certainly (or rarely, at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If we lived in a world where all humans lived without any inhibitions whatsoever, there would be a whole lot of really bad naked going on. There would probably also be a whole lot of bacon going on. It’s simple[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
An old saying goes, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” I can think of a few trash items that surely couldn’t be considered treasure of any sort, but I suppose there’s a use and market for just about anything.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hate being lauded for something that I didn’t do or didn’t want to do, unless there’s a monetary reward along with the misplaced celebration. Wednesday is today. Today is taco salad day. Wednesday is taco salad day.