If you are given only a split second to make a life-altering decision, you should generally go with your gut feeling. That way you have a 50% chance of making the correct decision. Otherwise, well, I’d better not say anything[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think that in the future more and more of us will become allergic to cat dander. And on that fateful day when we all have finally succumbed, cats will suddenly develop the ability to explode into clouds of poisonous[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I often find myself the victim of assuming that I look much cooler than I actually do. I’m not talking about just your standard “standing around looking good” kind of cool. I’m talking about thinking I look cool doing things,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One thing to remember is to never overstay your welcome. Especially when confronted by horrible monsters, poorly refrigerated mayonnaise, or overwhelming numbers. Some things just don’t mix. Happy Awesomeday!
Sometimes it takes a good whack on the head to clear your thoughts and set you back on the right track. I prefer whacks to the head to stay in the figurative realm. I prefer brownies the size of my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I only recently found out how to properly pronounce Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir. Up until then, I pronounced it, “Thor’s hammer”. In any case, I’m under the firm belief that we should all have magical weapons. By all, I mean me.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes there seems to be no reason for the things life has in store for you. Other times, the explanation offered for why something is happening is even more hard to believe than the happening itself. And then, there’s Mansquito.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes one just has to step up and try to stop a costumed vigilante that’s endangering their way of life. That’s why bad guys always go after superheroes even though they don’t have a chance. Stepping up to protect what’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Using big words can make you sound much more intelligent and knowledgeable than you actually are. Unless you use a big word incorrectly, in which case you should quickly put on a bee suit and dance around the room hoping[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes, everyone could do with a few henchmen. Henchmen could really help out when it’s house cleaning time, or when the yard needs attending, or when a rival group are threatening to steal your most prized secrets of world domination…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…