People that can always look on the positive side of things tend to have a distinct mental advantage over negative thinkers in many situations. Optimists are usually happy, energetic, and able to take on new challenges with a sense of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I love toast, but I don’t know that I’d ever be in danger of developing any sort of addiction to it. I do have an addictive personality. I’ve been fortunate that I haven’t fallen into any devastating addictions. Although, I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes the best things in life are free. Like when hitting someone with a blunt implement yields foodstuffs.
You can save a lot of time, stress, and major appliances by asking for help with a problem up front, but you may deprive yourself of finding inventive ways of starting small fires.
When I was growing up, I firmly believed my Dad had every tool anyone could ever need. Anytime something needed to be repaired, regardless of how exotic the item, he would always appear brandishing a tool seemingly made for that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It should be assumed that all toasters and politicians are evil. Especially if they have British accents. Also, creepy-insect legs.
Sometimes having your very being placed into a toaster can have terrible consequences. Personality can be altered, judgment can be impaired, and self-esteem can be damaged. Same thing sometimes happens when you put on jogging pants. Sometimes.
Generally, there are several things that robots can do that humans can’t. The ability to be placed in a different body is one of those things. Nearly unlimited mental capacity, remarkable strength, and invulnerability to disease and the elements are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you want to get better at something, you have to do it a lot. For instance, I’m accomplished at eating and sitting.
Things aren’t always easy. Sometimes you have to work a lot harder to accomplish something than you originally thought. Sometimes you have to go against conventional wisdom to achieve your goals. Sometimes you have to improvise. And sometimes, you have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…