I’m not a huge cereal guy, but if there’s one cereal I can really get behind, it’s Count Chocula. Aside from the amazing sugary-chocolate onslaught, you had the Count himself to keep you company and to protect you from any other mythical creatures that happened to be near. It’s funny that having breakfast with a vampire never really bothered me. I’ll bet my pulsing veins were hard for him to resist, but he did. Do you know why? All for the chance to spread his undead, chocolate love to the world.