Evil is everywhere, although it’s often difficult to see. Except in the case of giant monsters destroying cities. Those are easy to see. It’s a Wednesday again. Everywhere.
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I’ve always been a big fan of win-win situations. There’s virtually no stress in those situations. You know things will work out for all parties involved, so you don’t usually feel like you have to do anything just right to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I never made any imaginary friends; however, I have killed a lot of imaginary enemies. In fact, my imaginary arch-enemy still lives, and he haunts my sleep. It has been more than 20 years since our last encounter, but he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If my arms were stretchy (like Mr. Fantastic, for example), I think I would tend to misuse their ability. No more trips to the kitchen for a drink or snack, no more having to get up to reach something too[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am old enough to remember not only the existence of 8-track players but the actual usage of 8-track players. My Dad’s truck had an 8-track player. I know we had a box full of 8-track tapes, but the only[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In my experience, whenever the “wait it out” plan comes up as a solution to a particular problem, I always think about the end of Kingdom of the Spiders, where survivors peak out of their window to see their entire[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes I wish I had a secret identity. That’s my way of saying, “I have a secret identity, and you’ll never figure it out unless you see me without my glasses on.” I also wish I had some bacon right[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is something uniquely aggravating about preparing dinner, getting everything set and on the table, sitting down and comfortable and ready to dig in, and then realizing you have forgotten a necessary utensil. Now, lives have certainly (or rarely, at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If we lived in a world where all humans lived without any inhibitions whatsoever, there would be a whole lot of really bad naked going on. There would probably also be a whole lot of bacon going on. It’s simple[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I sometimes desire to have a huge wardrobe of full-body costumes. These costumes would certainly include (but not be limited to): animals, insects, robots, and presidents. Happy Wednesday which also happens to fall on “Clean Out the Garage Day” today.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…